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  • Your Momma is So Old

  • Collection of Your Momma Jokes. This is featuring the Your Momma is So Old ranks.
  • Yo Moma So Old...

    she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

    Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

    when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

    she still owes Moses a dollar.

    when she was at school...there was No history class!

    she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea

    she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.

    when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

    she even made Yoda jealous.

    she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

    the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake

    when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.

    she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade

    her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.

    her birthday expired.

    when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!

    she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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