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  • Your Momma Has

  • Collection of Your Momma Jokes. This is featuring the Your Momma has ranks.
  • Yo Moma...

    has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.

    has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.

    has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

    has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers

    has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...

    has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.

    got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies

    got a glass eye with a fish in it.

    got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it

    got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."

    got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...

    is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...
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June 06, 2008
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