My old man sent this to me....thought i'd post it...
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted
an attractive woman standing alone.
He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things
I like most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
"Beerfuck," he said
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